Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Hello, its 830am now and i am reporting news.. *mega yawn*. Well nothing exciting has happened lately, the world is getting boring.

Top story: capt's ball will be this coming friday, 1.30pm. we will be taking on 1b05. bring ur pom poms

1b20 news: later will be the presentation. will do a post mortem news on tt tmr.

world news: egypt kana bombed by terrorist again. how sad. i wonder if cleopatra is alright. the terrorists better be careful, egyptians have the ultimate burying resource. iraq better watch out, one nite when they r all asleep, stealth bombers will fly past swiftly dropping.... SAND! and bury them all! anyway y did they bomb egypt anyway? i mean bombing the world trade center was clever, but they r running out of ideas that they started to bomb places tt has not much of a value. after america was bali. and bali has all the imitation stuff that carries a very low net worth. then they bombed thailand which only has prostitutes and aids, and of coz elephants. then it was some ulu place and then london. i wonder if they were aiming the prime minister... but tony blair haven even go back to london yet, he was still in spore celebrating his IOC victory. then it was egypt. which is the dumbest place to bomb. after u bomb, the sand will all fly and u wun even know where u r going u dumb ass. i wonder where will they aim for next. alaska? so u can break the ice bergs to see little ice cubes?

if u have so many bombs... donate to our singapore army.. so our govt wun spend so much on the military.

quote of the day: ' I don't want to live with with regrets.' -Eww (tt's her name), a thai hairdresser who nv once gave in to sex. (a friend of uncle phillip seow)

kudos to her!

hohoho,

gerald

gave a thought for 1b20 at ;
8:31 am